Paragraphs are a challenge

September 9, 2009

Man reading Forbes: “Oh man, they do it in narrative. I hate narrative. Just give me the frickin’ list.”

Sidebar, Washington Avenue

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(After one man tries to hump a back of a truck)

Man 2: “This is the last time I feed you guys acid!”

Lumiere Place parking lot

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Women: “Yeah, but your mother isn’t like my mother. She has a lot of morals and whatnot.”

Eighth and Olive, downtown St. Louis

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Woman: “I wish I’d never done what I did. I wish I was still a virgin. Doesn’t every girl?”

Man: “I wish I was a cowboy.”

The Scottish Arms

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Woman on phone: “I think we almost made out one time, but I can’t remember it was so long ago… No…  no we didn’t.”

Grand Center, July 31

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Guy 1: “Did…did she just say she was born in 1987? Man, I’m old enough to be her father.”

Guy 2: “Dude, I knew you in the 80s. You probably are.”

Mangia, South Grand

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“She’s not a stripper, she’s a Red Bull girl!”

Dorsett Schnucks

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Will that be to go?

July 17, 2009

“Give me another $50. I want to get a couple of buffets.”

Ameristar Casino

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“I’m not meant for this climate. My people come from conditioned air.”

Thirtysomething guy quaffing beer at The Royale

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Paging Dr. Feelgood…

July 12, 2009

“I aced anatomy in med school and I still have trouble remembering which is the ‘disco stick’ and which is the ‘groove thing’.”

The Loading Zone, Central West End

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