Overheard in St. Louis

Paragraphs are a challenge

admin — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 18:44:02 +0000

Man reading Forbes: “Oh man, they do it in narrative. I hate narrative. Just give me the frickin’ list.”

Sidebar, Washington Avenue

admin — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:38:04 +0000

(After one man tries to hump a back of a truck)

Man 2: “This is the last time I feed you guys acid!”

Lumiere Place parking lot

admin — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 14:34:38 +0000

Women: “Yeah, but your mother isn’t like my mother. She has a lot of morals and whatnot.”

Eighth and Olive, downtown St. Louis

admin — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:15:39 +0000

Woman: “I wish I’d never done what I did. I wish I was still a virgin. Doesn’t every girl?”

Man: “I wish I was a cowboy.”

The Scottish Arms

admin — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 18:18:01 +0000

Woman on phone: “I think we almost made out one time, but I can’t remember it was so long ago… No… no we didn’t.”

Grand Center, July 31

admin — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:02:15 +0000

Guy 1: “Did…did she just say she was born in 1987? Man, I’m old enough to be her father.”

Guy 2: “Dude, I knew you in the 80s. You probably are.”

Mangia, South Grand

admin — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 14:42:58 +0000

“She’s not a stripper, she’s a Red Bull girl!”

Dorsett Schnucks

admin — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 15:14:07 +0000

“Give me another $50. I want to get a couple of buffets.”

Ameristar Casino

admin — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 14:19:07 +0000

“I’m not meant for this climate. My people come from conditioned air.”

Thirtysomething guy quaffing beer at The Royale

admin — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:24:12 +0000

“I aced anatomy in med school and I still have trouble remembering which is the ‘disco stick’ and which is the ‘groove thing’.”

The Loading Zone, Central West End