Woman 1: “Saint Louis has the highest rates of STD’s.”
Woman 2: “We’ve got one in our house, herpes, I think.”

Bar in the Shaw neighborhood

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One for the geeks

July 9, 2009

“He’s so Unix-ignorant, he thinks man pages is a gay hookup site.”

Office, Webster Groves

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Guy 1: “You want another beer?”

Guy 2: “When is the answer to that ever ‘no’?”

Guy 1: “Usually when it’s your turn to buy.”

Busch Stadium, Cards vs. Giants, July 1

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“I hear munching!”

Downtown office building around lunch time

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Man 1: “What did you do this weekend?”

Man 2: “I got a new spare tire.”

Man 1: “Maybe you should cut back on the beer.”

St. Louis Bread Company, Webster Groves

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Easy greasy peasy!

June 13, 2009

Man 1: “How in the hell did he survive that?”

Man 2: “I’m not sure. He was covered in Vaseline. That might’ve helped.”

Washington Avenue between 11th and Tucker

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“I don’t not disagree with that.”

Grammarian on a cellphone at The Galleria

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They say it’s a charm

June 10, 2009

“OK, see, I can understand piercing that. I get it. But three times?!”

University City loop

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Woman: “I’m going to see Anthony Rapp tonight.”

Man: “Who is that? I can’t keep up with all the rappers.”

St. Louis Bread Company, Clayton

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“I guess I could have gone with him, but then I’d have had to explain the peacock.”

Straub’s, Clayton

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