Woman 1: “Saint Louis has the highest rates of STD’s.”
Woman 2: “We’ve got one in our house, herpes, I think.”
Bar in the Shaw neighborhood
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“He’s so Unix-ignorant, he thinks man pages is a gay hookup site.”
Office, Webster Groves
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Guy 1: “You want another beer?”
Guy 2: “When is the answer to that ever ‘no’?”
Guy 1: “Usually when it’s your turn to buy.”
Busch Stadium, Cards vs. Giants, July 1
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Man 1: “How in the hell did he survive that?”
Man 2: “I’m not sure. He was covered in Vaseline. That might’ve helped.”
Washington Avenue between 11th and Tucker
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“OK, see, I can understand piercing that. I get it. But three times?!”
University City loop
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“I guess I could have gone with him, but then I’d have had to explain the peacock.”
Straub’s, Clayton
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